February 2012
9 posts
It's not a goddamn coincidence that fat women...
unknowablewoman:
I repeat: it’s never about health. It’s never about health. IT’S NEVER ABOUT HEALTH.
It’s about how sexually available you are, because everyone knows if you’re not fuckable, you’re totally worthless.
All the odds are in my favor. Something's bound to...
January 2012
55 posts
Just throwing this out there...
If you can weld, are a boy, are tall, AND work in theatre chances are very high that I’m going to have a crush on you.
Just sayin’
Working on the portfolio, resume, and watching...
iMac, you are heaven
Ready to fall asleep at 9:47
Does this mean I’m lame, or that the shop party was just that good?
I think it just means the shop party was awesome. Goodbye, bottle of rum, it was nice knowing you, hello Humana
Have I told you how much I love the people in this shop
I really hate when I'm already running late for...
How crossword puzzles mess with your mind →
utnereader:
Tackling a crossword can crowd the tip of your tongue. You know that you know the answers to 3 down and 5 across, but the words just won’t come out. Then, when you’ve given up and moved on to another clue, comes blessed relief. The elusive answer suddenly occurs to you, crystal clear.
The processes leading to that flash of insight can illuminate many of the human mind’s curious ...
I need a haircut
Any recommendations for a good place Louisville/Indiana people? Preferably a place that is open on the weekends…as in today
Today I...
Took a load of props to the theatre with Nick-Nick only to find people are lazy and can’t just park in the garage and take up spots in the loading dock. For purposes not that of loading or unloading
Talked to a group of about 30 high school students who were touring the shop about all those globes I’ve been making
Boxed said globes for load in tomorrow
Messed up my heel. I...
4 tornado touchdowns confirmed by weather service... →
Did I mention the theatre evacuated to the basement, and us poor saps at the production studio had to ride it out in a basement-less, window filled building.
I. Hate. Tornadoes.
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Zodiac Blues
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.